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Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books

Salesman: We have the popular "Everybody Poops" or the less popular " nobody poops but you"...

Peter: Well, y'see, we're Catholic

Salesman: Ah, Then you'll want" you're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you!"

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Stewie Griffin: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash! Mommy! I want a mullet!

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Peter Griffin: Hello, is your refridgerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually!

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Peter after getting fired...

"Hey Lois, the lost my job smells great! Hey Meg, could you pass me the fired my ass for neglectance?

Lois: Peter,are you okay?

Peter: Great! Haven't got a job in the world!

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Chris goes on paper route and creepy old man answers door: " you want shom popshiclsh? i got a whole freezer full o popshiclsh, why dont ya come on down n get shom??